Stiv is not alone on his quest to bring Justice! to the world. He works with a small set of compatriots who have no idea his beer-addled brain is secretly powered with chemicals from the future that make him smarter after he's had half a bottle of very cheap tequila. They also have no idea that he's from the future, so don't tell them.

• Rootdown is Stiv's co-compatriot, located in the present. Selected for his Mormon superpowers of not being able to swear and also his magical beard that shoots Lenin-rays, he maintains the Stupidhappy component of Justice!.
• Wheelie McJesus is one of Stiv's compatriots in the present who provide him with liquor, information on culture that he'd otherwise miss, more liquor, and is also all-around rad.
• TTYPX is a giant amalgamation of AWESOME created to tell of the lives of several 'internet girls' who want to let the world know how crazy their modern lives are. However unlike any novel about a WACKY! or ZANY! girl trying to get by in the modern world, it's funnier and also sexxxier (the extra 'x' is for extra 'sexy'!).
• Tim is somebody who Stiv isn't very familiar with although they hung out together once and talked about their mutual enjoyment of The Strokes, and once when Stiv was going to get beaten to death in Southern California Tim almost! came to his rescue (true story). Therefore Tim deserves an affiliate link not only for that but also because of his absolutely hillarious take on the Suicide Girls.
• Kitsch is a superpowered monstrosity from the future who draws pop art. Also he's pretty awesome in general and part of the triumverate that might eventually form Internet Comedy Supergroup!.
• Nate Detritus is a superhero among men - he hates Pitchfork, he likes Beck, and sometimes he even manages to write some pretty intelligent things about music in between waxing poetic/hatin' on either of those. It's also worth noting that he writes for the excellent Southside Callbox which is the damndedest thing I ever seen. Oh yeah, and he's also responsible for being one of the people getting me interested in wrestling, but you didn't need to know that.