So, I'm a troll entirely set up to see how many terrible comments I could wrangle out of you in exchange for toy donations from my friendslist in lieu of arguing with you monstrous people.


Arguing "on the internet" can only get you so far. And in a case like this, I shouldn't have to. When does making a simple life decision about whether or not have kids become some sort of excuse to be a horrible human being filled with hate and rage over the fact that there are children in existence? When does not wanting kids become a reason to scream at the top of your fatty e-lungs everytime you see a picture of a child on the internet? When does it become ok to become a nasty, bitter git because someone decides to feed her child the way human beings have been feeding children for thousands upon thousands of years? When does it ever become ok to make false police reports against people you happen to disagree with or publicly threaten children in front of them or spoil the magic of christmas for a little one or wish to end an effective system of finding lost children just because it interrupts your sitcoms?

The answer should be never, but alas it isn't. Although deep in my trolly little heart I would love to wave a magic internet wand and make everyone philanthropic instead of viciously misanthropic, I can't. But what I can do is turn this little festering pile of hate into something good for someone, at least.

Turning shit into gold is the whole foundation of "Philanthropy for Misanthropy", a little trolling movement I've started. Instead of arguing with people who will never change their vitriolic minds over the internet, you could take their terrible opinions and behavior and make something awesome out of it in the form of charitable donations.

This year, after getting a little sour in the stomach over some of the retarded things said here about doing terrible things to your fellow human beings, I decided to focus "Philanthropy for Misanthropy" around these parts. For every comment made in agreement with some abhorrent thing I said in this community, people could pledge a certain amount of toys. Coupled with comments made by cf_hardcore members while trolling my own personal journal, it totaled to about 105 comments.

And everyone who pledged toys on my friendslist donated, either through an Amazon Wishlist I set up or through their own means.

Donors who Purchased Toys from The Amazon Wish List. All Toys Purchased from the Wishlist were Donated to The Starlight Foundation through Starbucks.

tengoo
Large Dinosaur Popup Book
Trolls, Fairies, and Elves Coloring Book
Dinosaur coloring book

solidbox
The Chronicles of Narnia
Matilda
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
My Little Pony Friendship Ball: Twirling Fun with Loop-De-La
My Little Pony Dream Designs: Island Delight & Sandscape
Fantastic Mr. Fox
James and the Giant Peach
Richard Scarry's Best First Book Ever!
Unicorn Puppet
My Little Pony Friendship Ball: Ice Dancing with Glitter Glide

thetreefrog
The Pokey Little Puppy
Tawny Scrawny Lion
Battleship
My Little Pony Musical Jewelry Box with Bonus Baby Pony

jenny_retardo
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

sayonara_snot
Corpse Bride Plush Skeleton Girl
Corpse Bride Plush Skeleton Boy
Mr Incredible 12" Shouting Action Figure
Harry Potter Deluxe Quidditch Action Figure
Batman Begins Action Cape Batman Action Figure
Darth Vader Action Figure
Victoria Action Figure from Corpse Bride
Skeleton Boy and Girl action Figure from Corpse Bride

jspeed (I think? Please correct me if I'm wrong)
Richard Scarry's What Do People Do All Day

Max
The Tale of Peter Rabbit
Penguin Stuffed Animal
Horse Puppet
1000 Piece Lego Tub
Lion Stuffed Animal

aila76
Lavender Darla Unicorn Stuffed Animal
Charolette's Web
Monkey Puppet

emmaone
The Monster at the End of This Book

beeblebabe
A Light in the Attic
Where the Sidewalks Ends
The Monster at the End of This book

sngingcircusdog
Blue Darla Unicorn Stuffed Animal
The Giving Tree
The Day I swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
Where the Wild Things Are
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Rockem Sockem Robots

revme
Candy Land
"Popomatic" Trouble
Connect Four
Dory Plush from Finding Nemo
Nemo Plush from Finding Nemo
Megaman NT Warrior Action Figure
Kitty Puppet

Donations made outside of the Amazon Wish List

akumyo
Two large tubs of Duplo blocks.
Two medium sized stuffed ponies.
An Imaginex T-Rex action figure.
A pirate skull filled with mini action figures.
A purple doodle bear
A "Guess Who?" game
Four Barbie pixies
Ducks in a row
Akumyo Donating
Akumyo's toys

theotherbaldwin
10.50 donation to Kidd's Kids

graymalkn
$210 to Unicef ($105 original donation doubled by a matching fund)

x9
Donation of Fifty Pounds of Food per child for fourteen children to Feed the children

A very generous local resident who worked with Starbucks' toy drive for the Starlight Foundation was kind enough to pick up the toys and deliver them!

Pictures of the Toys
Toys packed up to be picked up
More of the same
Even More of the same
Gadzooks! More Toys
Toys
Yes, Toys
Animal Toys
Me in front of the toys right before the big pickup

And now, because of the deep-seated rage focused on children by some frothing cunts here in cf_hardcore, a bunch of little kids have food and toys.

Merry Christmas, Childfree Hardcore!